Cheeky vegan Valentine’s gifts for naughty vegans

Author: Rachel Smith

Read Time:   |  3rd February 2020

This Valentine's Day, why not surprise your loved one with cheeky card, a chocolate penis or some sensuous lube.

If you’re feeling cheeky this February, you’ll find the perfect gift for you with our pick of the naughtiest vegan Valentine’s gifts. After all, nothing says romance like a chocolate penis!

Valentine’s Cards by The Punky Bunny

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Sometimes a picture says a thousand words, so why not put the heat on your crush this Valentine’s Day and turn them to the vegan side with this cheeky card from The Punky Bunny. The Punky Bunny has a gorgeous selection of vegan-themed Valentine’s cards to choose from, all of which are printed and packaged on 100% recycled and biodegradable materials.

The Punky Bunny cards are available to purchase on Etsy at www.etsy.com/uk/shop/ThePunkyBunny

Vegan Bondage Accessories from Maze by Bijoux Indiscrets

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BDSM-loving vegans, Maze by Bijoux Indiscrets have designed a range of cruelty-free bondage accessories just for you. The collection includes leather-look harnesses, chokers, cuffs and suspender belts, all of which have been designed to be worn on the streets as well as between the sheets.

All accessories are made from polyurethane and can be purchased in black or tan.

Maze by Bijoux Indiscrets can be found at www.shop.bijouxindiscrets.com/en/collections/maze.html.

Lush Cosmetics Peachy Bath Bombs

Smartphone users are no strangers to the alternative uses for the Peach and Aubergine emojis, and Lush is certainly feeling fruity with its Peachy bath bomb which is inspired by the cheeky emoji.

Enjoy a saucy soak this Valentine’s Day with the peach-scented Peachy bath bomb, which is the perfect sweet treat to relax and unwind with after a fruity session.

Discover the full Valentine’s Day range at www.uk.lush.com/gifts/valentines-day-gifts.

Valentine’s Mug from Of Life & Lemons

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This funny Valentine’s mug would make an ideal gift for your partner! Featuring the saucy quote ‘You’re the only meat I’d eat’, the stylish design lets your other half know exactly how you feel about them!

Valentine’s Mug from Of Life & Lemons is available to purchase at www.oflifeandlemons.co.uk. RRP £13. 

Personalised Vegan Candle from The Luxe Candle Co.

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Say it in words with this soy-wax candle from The Luxe Candle co. The message can be personalised so you can be as complementary or as cheeky as you’d like when choosing your personal message for your partner. The candle has your …. tho as standard, just add what you want, bum, arse, face, eyes… even personality!

Get your personalised vegan candle on Not On The High Street at www.notonthehighstreet.com/theluxecandleco. RRP £44.95. 

Rude Vegan Valentines Day Card by Crude Cards

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If you’re a fan of rude cards with incredibly cheeky messages then look no further than Crude Cards wide range of Valentine’s Day cards that are not for the faint-hearted!

Find your perfect card from Crude Cards on Etsy. RRP £3.

Eat A Dick Vegan Chocolate Penis by Dick at Your Door

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There are the people who will buy the roses. Dozens and dozens of roses. Petals strewn down the hallway in an act of love for the one who lights their fire in their life. Then there are those who will send a chocolate penis to your door. After all, a solid chocolate penis is the best way to say I love you with a smile this Valentine’s day!

Eat A Dick Vegan Chocolate Penis by Dick at Your Door is available to purchase in the UK on Etsy. RRP £19.85 (+ £11.52 postage). 

Fleur D’Amour Natural Lubrication with CBD

Forget sloppy, sticky, cheap lubes, this vegan version from Fleur D’Amour is sleek, slinky and sensuous and completely skin safe.

It contains no chemicals, preservatives or anything synthetic, so is perfect for use in sensitive areas. It even contains cannabidiol – or CBD – which according to the company increases blood flow straight to your erogenous zones to kick your stimulation into overdrive!

Fleur D’Amour’s vegan-friendly lube is available to purchase at www.thefleurdamour.co.uk. RRP £35

Hanx Vegan Condoms

Increase the intimacy this Valentine’s Day with Hanx’s ultra-thin, lubricated condoms. 

These ultra-thin condoms provide superb protection whilst being so thin it’s almost like wearing nothing at all. Plus they’re made from fair-trade rubber, are free from harsh spermacides and are vegan-friendly. Hoorah!

Hanx Ultra Thin Vegan Condoms are available to purchase from www.hanxofficial.com. RRP £12.99 for a pack of 12. 

Want to surprise your loved one with an impressive three-course vegan feast this Valentine’s Day?

Take a look at our handy guide that will help you plan a romantic three-course vegan meal.

Written by

Rachel Smith

Rachel Smith

Having launched the brand's digital presence alongside Sally in 2015, Rachel shares her love for animals and the planet through her work as Vegan Food & Living’s Digital Editor. As a passionate vegan for over eight years, Rachel loves creating delicious vegan dessert recipes for her award-winning blog, Rawberry Fields. Rachel's recipes and photography have been featured in numerous international print and digital publications including the Daily Mail, Thrive and Buzzfeed.

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