Eat pussy, not animals! If you live by this mantra then we have found the perfect product for you – vagina-shaped vegan fudge.
We already have realistic penis-shaped chocolates and the ability to create a bespoke box of chocolates for your loved one modelled on your anus, but now we have a new racy sweet treat to try – vagina-shaped fudge (or if you want to get technical they’re actually vulva-shaped fudge!) from Fudgeina.
Fudgeina fudge is completely vegan and is available to purchase in two regular flavours – strawberry and vanilla. In celebration of Easter, the company has also released a limited edition Creme Egg flavoured Fudgeina. Chocolate lovers there’s no need to despair because you can also purchase a solid chocolate version.
Speaking to the Metro about what influenced him to create the range of racy sweet treats, master fudge creator Matt Garbutt said: “The internet is full of services to send your friends (or enemies) dicks, poop or potatoes; but I couldn’t find a way to send a vagina, so I thought why not start it myself.
“While searching for what I could make the vaginas out of I stumbled upon fudge, and then the name really made itself. ‘The fudge is made by our artisan fudge maker, and then hand poured into our one of a kind mould.”
Fudgeinas may not be the cheapest treat at a cost of £11.99 each, but they would make a great novelty gift. They are currently only available to purchase online from the UK but can be shipped worldwide.
Image credit: Fudgeina