Published On: Tue, Feb 12th, 2019

Cheeky vegan Valentine’s gifts for naughty vegans

This Valentine’s Day, why not surprise your loved one with edible vegan chocolate massage butter or a set of chocolate handcuffs. If you’re feeling cheeky this February, you’ll find the perfect gift for you with our pick of the naughtiest vegan gifts. After all, nothing says romance like a chocolate penis!

naughty vegan valentines gifts

Valentine’s Cards by The Punky Bunny

cheeky vegan valentines gifts

Sometimes a picture says a thousand words, so why not put the heat on your crush this Valentine’s Day and turn them to the vegan side with this cheeky card from The Punky Bunny. The Punky Bunny has a gorgeous selection of vegan-themed Valentine’s cards to choose from, all of which are printed and packaged on 100% recycled and biodegradable materials.

The Punky Bunny cards are available to purchase on Etsy at www.etsy.com/uk/shop/ThePunkyBunny

Chocolate Handcuffs by Schokolat

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Don’t get “locked” into the same old present ideas! Show your naughty side with this perfect gift for Valentine’s Day with these novel vegan chocolate handcuffs that are sure to surprise and delight your loved one!

Chocolate Handcuffs by Schokolat are available to purchase from www.schokolat.co.uk. RRP £15.95

Vegan Bondage Accessories from Maze by Bijoux Indiscrets

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BDSM-loving vegans, Maze by Bijoux Indiscrets have designed a range of cruelty-free bondage accessories just for you. The collection includes leather-look harnesses, chokers, cuffs and suspender belts, all of which have been designed to be worn on the streets as well as between the sheets.

All accessories are made from polyurethane and can be purchased in black or tan.

Maze by Bijoux Indiscrets can be found at www.shop.bijouxindiscrets.com/en/collections/maze.html.

Mococu Edible Chocolate Massage Butter & Chocolates Box

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Enjoy a romantic night in with Mocou’s unique, luxurious, edible, kissable, organic chocolate massage butter that melts on contact with skin and is perfect for small and intimate areas, as it is safe to use anywhere on the body.

Crafted from organic sweet almond oil, cacao butter and high purity food grade essential oils, which are both good for the skin and the body.

This gift box also comes with 2 chocolates to unwrap and share: Vanilla, Mulberry, Pistachio & Raspberry, and Sweet Orange & Fig. The decadent chocolates are raw and organic with a delicate, soft, silky texture that melts in the mouth, uncovering delicious layers of flavour.

Mococu Edible Chocolate Massage Butter & Chocolates Box is available to purchase from www.yumbles.com. RRP £25.

Lush Cosmetics Bath Bombs

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Cruelty-free beauty brand Lush has launched its Valentine’s Day range and it’s full of saucy, tongue-in-cheek products that will get you in the mood for romance.

Smartphone users are no strangers to the alternative uses for the Peach and Aubergine emojis, and Lush are certainly feeling fruity with their latest product releases as they’ve taken inspiration to create bath bombs shaped to mimic the emojis.

Give someone the gift of a fast fizzing tip this Valentine’s Day with the Aubergine bath bomb, or enjoy a saucy soak with the peach-scented Peachy bath bomb.

Discover the full Valentine’s Day range at www.uk.lush.com/gifts/valentines-day-gifts.

Valentine’s Mug from Of Life & Lemons

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This funny Valentine’s mug would make an ideal gift for your partner! Featuring the saucy quote ‘You’re the only meat I’d eat’, the stylish design lets your other half know exactly how you feel about them!

Valentine’s Mug from Of Life & Lemons is available to purchase at www.oflifeandlemons.co.uk. RRP £13. 

Personalised Vegan Candle from The Luxe Candle Co.

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Say it in words with this soy-wax candle from The Luxe Candle co. The message can be personalised so you can be as complementary or as cheeky as you’d like when choosing your personal message for your partner. The candle has your …. tho as standard, just add what you want, bum, arse, face, eyes… even personality!

Get your personalised vegan candle on Not On The High Street at www.notonthehighstreet.com/theluxecandleco. RRP £34.95. 

Rude Vegan Valentines Day Card by Crude Cards

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If you’re a fan of rude cards with incredibly cheeky messages then look no further than Crude Cards wide range of Valentine’s Day cards that are not for the faint-hearted!

Find your perfect card at www.crudecards.com and eBay. RRP £3.

Eat A Dick Vegan Chocolate Penis by Dick at Your Door

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There are the people who will buy the roses. Dozens and dozens of roses. Petals strewn down the hallway in an act of love for the one who lights their fire in their life. Then there are those who will send a chocolate penis to your door. After all, a solid chocolate penis is the best way to say I love you with a smile this Valentine’s day!

Eat A Dick Vegan Chocolate Penis by Dick at Your Door is available to purchase in the UK on Etsy. RRP £24.07 (+ £12.03 postage). 

Queen V P.S. I Lube You

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Wetter is better! This organic aloe-based lubricant is formulated with all natural ingredients that protect, hydrate, and rejuvenate your Queen V to make for a very happy Valentine’s! The lube is latex-friendly and is perfect for enhancing the intimacy with your partner this February.

Queen V P.S. I Lube You is available to purchase at Free People at www.freepeople.com/uk/shop/queen-v-ps-i-lube-you. RRP £10. 

Fair Squared Ultra Thin Vegan Condoms

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Fair Square and barely there! These ultra-thin condoms provide superb protection whilst being so thin it’s almost like wearing nothing at all. Plus they’re made from fair trade rubber and are vegan-friendly. Hoorah!

Fair Squared Ultra Thin Vegan Condoms are available to purchase from LoveHoney at www.lovehoney.co.uk. RRP £7.99.

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